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Post  PandasGetPuss on Mon Sep 12, 2011 8:53 pm

As you may know I have had a lot of time on my hands lately, so I've been using it to ponder some of life's deeper questions. Here are some that I just can not figure out:
why is lisch so much funnier online?
why is cali always at work but never working?
why is it that matt has so much game?
why is it every time roach is with a girl he shits the bed?
why is it that I can never win at fantasy football?
why is it that rob looks so cute when he sleeps?
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Post  RubberToeTino on Mon Sep 12, 2011 11:14 pm

why is lisch so much funnier online? He has time to plan his posts out.
why is cali always at work but never working? Deep down he wants to get fired.
why is it that matt has so much game? he has feminine facial features, and his suggestions are sexy, not creepy
why is it every time roach is with a girl he shits the bed? He doesn't like himself scratch
why is it that I can never win at fantasy football? you draft terribly
why is it that rob looks so cute when he sleeps? I don't know i can't see myself sleep. ask noche why he got in bed with me that one time for no real reason.

Those are my answers. hopefully they raise more questions.
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Post  Cali on Tue Sep 13, 2011 1:56 pm

RubberToeTino wrote:why is lisch so much funnier online? He has time to plan his posts out.

How are you worse online?
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Post  RubberToeTino on Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:29 pm

Cali wrote:
RubberToeTino wrote:why is lisch so much funnier online? He has time to plan his posts out.

How are you worse online?

can't put my finger on it. probably something to do with 'goloid=orky=tard. that is my guess.

Cali, why do you have an allergy to paginas?
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Post  PandasGetPuss on Fri Dec 02, 2011 5:30 pm

does the secret service watch the first lady get her beaver waxed?
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Post  Cali on Fri Dec 02, 2011 5:45 pm

She doesn't wax it because Michelle is a man/fag. I literally hate the press she gets. Who actually cares if she went to Target or if her fat ass eats cheeseburgers. Why is she empowering to women? Her husband definitely cheats on her. How do I know, you may ask, because all married couples cheat on each other.
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Post  PandasGetPuss on Mon Dec 05, 2011 10:42 pm

serious question you are down to the end of a tin do you put one big heaper in or two little ones?
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Post  RubberToeTino on Tue Dec 06, 2011 3:38 am

big one if you are getting a new tin soon. if not, two little ones. The second little one better be for the trip to get a new mother fuckin' tin.
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Post  Cali on Tue Dec 06, 2011 5:37 pm

PandasGetPuss wrote:serious question you are down to the end of a tin do you put one big heaper in or two little ones?

Easy, take one big one. I’m all about instant gratification. A small lip is so frustrating.

Grizzly Strait is still my jam. Panda, do you still dip grizzly wintergreen?
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Post  PandasGetPuss on Tue Dec 06, 2011 6:38 pm

yeah i am
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Post  clevelandyankees on Fri Dec 16, 2011 4:21 am

I packed a huuuge lip, then I threw up...
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Post  DeLaNoche on Fri Dec 16, 2011 3:37 pm

clevelandyankees wrote:I packed a huuuge lip, then I threw up...

It's ok, Tino drank a huuuge can of dip spit, then he threw up....repeatedly.
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Post  RubberToeTino on Fri Dec 16, 2011 10:47 pm

DeLaNoche wrote:
clevelandyankees wrote:I packed a huuuge lip, then I threw up...

It's ok, Tino drank a huuuge can of dip spit, then he threw up....repeatedly.

fact. that is true. It was gross.
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Post  PandasGetPuss on Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:17 am

I thought tino was on a new diet. a bottle of lip spit a day keeps the lbs away...
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Post  UwishUwereLish on Sat Jan 21, 2012 8:17 pm

Why doesn't Kel bang everything that moves?

Now that I haven't smoked in a week, what happened in the past 5 years of my life?

Why hasn't laNoche come out of the closet yet?

Why/how is Cali still alive?

Why the fuck did I get a history degree?

Why doesn't Wegmans exist everywhere?
Alec Baldwin has the same question...



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Post  PandasGetPuss on Thu May 10, 2012 1:48 am

I'm having some great hungry enhancer thoughts lately:
next roast after someone says something super offensive instead of saying, "too soon?" they should say,"not soon enough?"

ex artie lang is such a fuck up he can't even junior seau himself... not soon enough?
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Post  DeLaNoche on Thu May 10, 2012 4:44 am

PandasGetPuss wrote:I'm having some great hungry enhancer thoughts lately:
next roast after someone says something super offensive instead of saying, "too soon?" they should say,"not soon enough?"

ex artie lang is such a fuck up he can't even junior seau himself... not soon enough?

Haha I like it. I say we hold a roast at Lish's bachelor party. I'll lure in the roastmaster general with promises of drugs and loose women.

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Post  PandasGetPuss on Thu May 10, 2012 1:25 pm

roasting kelv sounds delishious... when's he popping the question?

edit to add- would tino actually be willing to come to a roast? #goodformeinthedeathpool
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Post  RubberToeTino on Thu May 10, 2012 3:11 pm

I would go. You picking me has been counter productive.
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Post  PandasGetPuss on Mon Jul 30, 2012 1:07 pm

Fake moans sound the same in every language
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Post  RubberToeTino on Fri Nov 09, 2012 5:41 am

PandasGetPuss wrote:Fake moans sound the same in every language

Panda is the expert on fake moans from women.

Boom!
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