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Post  PandasGetPuss on Mon Oct 17, 2011 11:34 pm

I know some of us have been struggling with the ladies lately so I put this together to help us remember our roots. How to find a woman according to the men of oak street
1. Step one- find a broad with low self esteem (ie too tall, chubby, bitchy, or slutty)
2. Step two- offer her a substance to lure her into thinking you are cool
3. Get her to go dancing so you can show her your sick dance moves
4. Have sex with her (she might think it’s a one night stand but we know better)
5. Do your best to turn a hoe into a housewife by speaking to her all the time
6. Act surprised when she’s diff than you first imagined (ie slutty or clingy)
7. Don’t listen to your roommates who tell you she’s too young, or a whore, etc
8. Be as complacent as possible we all know you can’t doo better
And that’s how you snag a lady with oak street swagger
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Post  UwishUwereLish on Tue Oct 25, 2011 9:46 pm

PandasGetPuss wrote:I know some of us have been struggling with the ladies lately so I put this together to help us remember our roots. How to find a woman according to the men of oak street
1. Step one- find a broad with low self esteem (ie too tall, chubby, bitchy, or slutty)
2. Step two- offer her a substance to lure her into thinking you are cool
3. Get her to go dancing so you can show her your sick dance moves
4. Have sex with her (she might think it’s a one night stand but we know better)
5. Do your best to turn a hoe into a housewife by speaking to her all the time
6. Act surprised when she’s diff than you first imagined (ie slutty or clingy)
7. Don’t listen to your roommates who tell you she’s too young, or a whore, etc
8. Be as complacent as possible we all know you can’t doo better
And that’s how you snag a lady with oak street swagger

funniest post ever.
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Re: How to snag the right broad:

Post  DeLaNoche on Wed Oct 26, 2011 8:47 pm

UwishUwereLish wrote:
PandasGetPuss wrote:I know some of us have been struggling with the ladies lately so I put this together to help us remember our roots. How to find a woman according to the men of oak street
1. Step one- find a broad with low self esteem (ie too tall, chubby, bitchy, or slutty)
2. Step two- offer her a substance to lure her into thinking you are cool
3. Get her to go dancing so you can show her your sick dance moves
4. Have sex with her (she might think it’s a one night stand but we know better)
5. Do your best to turn a hoe into a housewife by speaking to her all the time
6. Act surprised when she’s diff than you first imagined (ie slutty or clingy)
7. Don’t listen to your roommates who tell you she’s too young, or a whore, etc
8. Be as complacent as possible we all know you can’t doo better
And that’s how you snag a lady with oak street swagger

funniest post ever.

Seconded. And I raise you an MVP (most valuable post) nomination for it's real world applicability.
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Post  DeLaNoche on Thu Nov 03, 2011 2:20 pm


I've been having a lot of success (read: people actually responding to me) on OKCupid and PoF lately but I still haven't actually met up with anyone in person. Should I start using OkCupid Locals? Well, should I?
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Post  PandasGetPuss on Thu Nov 03, 2011 4:06 pm

Dear Stealthy Adult Dater
glad you responded SAD, that article was intended for you, seeing as you are the only one who's managed to meet anyone from a dating site. I think locals is totally the way to go if you aren't just trying to troll broads on dating sites. It proves they are desperate if they go on local, as such it's a great move for you
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too funny

Post  PandasGetPuss on Tue Nov 15, 2011 1:32 am

one of michelle's friends facebook chatted me today (poor choice) over under 3 days before I start to get pics?
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Post  DeLaNoche on Tue Nov 15, 2011 8:21 pm

PandasGetPuss wrote:one of michelle's friends facebook chatted me today (poor choice) over under 3 days before I start to get pics?

I'll take the under.

One of Michelle's friends, huh?

Over/under 180 lbs.
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Post  PandasGetPuss on Tue Nov 15, 2011 8:34 pm

under, its the one who looks like bootleg michelle reagan, apperently at 20 oak i tried to paw her off on pcp now she is desperate for my attention... classic
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Post  DeLaNoche on Tue Nov 15, 2011 9:13 pm

PandasGetPuss wrote:under, its the one who looks like bootleg michelle reagan, apperently at 20 oak i tried to paw her off on pcp now she is desperate for my attention... classic

I think I was secretly hoping it was Hank the Dwarf....call it morbid curiosity.

Not sure exactly which one you're talking about but I assume she looks like pig . If I've learned anything from the movies (Big Daddy in particular) it's that initiating the conversation is half the battle. Since she did that for you and it's an internet (possibly text?) conversation, I'm pretty sure you can get two in the bush. That's how the saying goes right?
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Post  Cali on Wed Nov 16, 2011 3:27 pm

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Post  The gambler on Tue Nov 22, 2011 4:38 am

come on playboys, the correct system is too find the most humble looking girl at the party and start mackin on her. the other girls will see how sensitive and cool you are, and you can "move up the ladder of hotness."
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Post  DeLaNoche on Tue Nov 22, 2011 7:17 pm

The gambler wrote:come on playboys, the correct system is too find the most humble looking girl at the party and start mackin on her. the other girls will see how sensitive and cool you are, and you can "move up the ladder of hotness."

Sooo, do you choose to stop climbing at the second wrung of the ladder or is that as high as this strategy can get you?
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Post  RubberToeTino on Tue Nov 22, 2011 9:52 pm

PandasGetPuss wrote:one of michelle's friends facebook chatted me today (poor choice) over under 3 days before I start to get pics?

my guess is iolly mnglut. did you get the pics in under 3 days? well, did you?
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Post  PandasGetPuss on Wed Nov 23, 2011 5:21 am

Nothing hustler quality, she a nice girl so I did the right thing and stopped talking to her

the gambler still reads the blog?... classic
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Post  Cali on Wed Nov 23, 2011 5:08 pm

The gambler wrote:come on playboys, the correct system is too find the most humble looking girl at the party and start mackin on her. the other girls will see how sensitive and cool you are, and you can "move up the ladder of hotness."

I went out to the clubs with this guy and he used the exact same strategy. He always said you start big and work your way small. It didn't work for me, which is not surprising. Also, what wrung was double wristies on?
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Post  PandasGetPuss on Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:10 pm

double wristies was on the first rung but then the ladder broke... woops
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Post  The gambler on Thu Nov 24, 2011 5:56 pm

remember that girl who came with that Olean milf you were trying to mack on? i think i remember yelling about she was a snorlax and i needed to play the poke flute to get her out of the way
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Post  clevelandyankees on Fri Nov 25, 2011 11:24 pm

Vista!!! I'm finally blogging aren't you proud of me? Is that really Kirby?
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Re: How to snag the right broad:

Post  The gambler on Sat Nov 26, 2011 4:38 pm

speaking of broads, on facebook i noticed pictures FROM the womb of Cait Palmer, OF HER CHILD.


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Post  PandasGetPuss on Sat Nov 26, 2011 5:29 pm

is it weird that I friended her?
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Post  DeLaNoche on Mon Nov 28, 2011 11:22 pm

Ha! You friended the fetus? It's already on facebook?
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ahhh whatever...

Post  PandasGetPuss on Thu Dec 01, 2011 5:45 pm

new thought: there is no such thing as "the right broad" all broads are cum guzzling gutter whores who just want dick, as such, this thread should be retitled: how to snag a cum guzzling gutter whore who just wants dick. can i get a second?
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Post  clevelandyankees on Fri Dec 16, 2011 4:19 am

you guys are just looking for some slam pigs aren't you?
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Post  DeLaNoche on Fri Dec 16, 2011 3:36 pm

clevelandyankees wrote:you guys are just looking for some slam pigs aren't you?

I think Vista made that clear in his last post. It's pretty simple transitive logic.

Women=slam pigs; we=looking for women; therefore, we=looking for slam pigs
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Post  PandasGetPuss on Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:20 am

weaves have you been studying for the lsat? excellent use of logic. the next step would be cleve=woman=slam pig= cali's on a hot streak and he's going to hit it
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