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Post  PandasGetPuss on Wed Jan 18, 2012 5:34 pm

A dying blog needs a new thread so let's whip out your phones and share some funny texts I'm looking at you lisch funny spelling is always a plus.
-you certainly proved your manhood
- every time i'm in chicago I just want to fuck you hard
...I don't live in chicago
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Post  RubberToeTino on Thu Jan 19, 2012 7:28 am

Before we go into the future let's reminisce about texts from cell phones past.

That Chubby cheeked cheerleader and myself exchanged texts.

Let's go to the movies i asked?

she replied with a who is this?

to which i texted Mom?
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Post  DeLaNoche on Thu Jan 19, 2012 5:17 pm

"I grew a bra size" - unnamed ex-girlfriend
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Post  DeLaNoche on Thu Jan 19, 2012 5:20 pm

RubberToeTino wrote:Before we go into the future let's reminisce about texts from cell phones past.

That Chubby cheeked cheerleader and myself exchanged texts.

Let's go to the movies i asked?

she replied with a who is this?

to which i texted Mom?

Are you trying to kill the motherfucking thread before it even has a chance to get started? This is some self-congratulatory, unfunny, uninteresting bullshit.
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Post  PandasGetPuss on Thu Jan 19, 2012 6:25 pm

besides to build on what delanoche is saying the ones from nessie cat were way funnier. also how has cali note chimed in?
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Post  Cali on Thu Jan 19, 2012 6:30 pm

PandasGetPuss wrote:besides to build on what delanoche is saying the ones from nessie cat were way funnier. also how has cali note chimed in?

I really have nothing on my new phone. I'll try to get some funny ones and share.
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Post  RubberToeTino on Thu Jan 19, 2012 9:06 pm

DeLaNoche wrote:

Are you trying to kill the motherfucking thread before it even has a chance to get started? This is some self-congratulatory, unfunny, uninteresting bullshit.
No...
and I almost forgot about those texts from nessiecat. "I'm walking funny now" i'll be self-congratulatory about that one.

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November 29th 2011, (austin) 3:16 PM

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Me 4 mins later "send the link"
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Post  Cali on Thu Jan 19, 2012 9:46 pm

Not really funny, but the "I got my period today!!!!" texts rule. I know we've all gotten a few of these.
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Post  Cali on Sat Feb 11, 2012 7:00 pm

Me- What's up
Girl- Nothing watching a movie. You?
Me- Bored at work. What movie?
Girl- Oh you're bored at work and decided to text me. I feel so honored! It is called being a human being!!!!!
Me- Ok. I'll go back to playing Angry Birds then

Great Convo
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