Dream Gurls

Being friends means knowing what your friends like so here are some things I think you look for in girls:
rubbertoe- for rob it all about the knockers and if they are heavily made up thats a plus
elweaviocci- always an odd bird he enjoys the saggier sisters
uwish-... too easy
longdongsilver- he needs a girl to keep him in check, and the higher their se drive the better, big hips equal a big plus
pcp- anyone who looks like hank the dwarf his turn ons include vomitting and limited pulse
little brother- anyone who will take charge, the more boyish the better

first one who reads this wins because they can throw the fiercest buck at me

panda stop using real names.

panda - enjoys being with girls that remind him of young ginger boys.

was lish's too easy because it's something you already have carnal knowledge of?

...you're seriously trying to tell me this doesn't turn you on?

PandasGetPuss wrote:
andy- he needs a girl to keep him in check, and the higher their se drive the better, big hips equal a big plus

I need Tina

RubberToeTino wrote:panda stop using real names.

panda - enjoys being with girls that remind him of young ginger boys.

was lish's too easy because it's something you already have carnal knowledge of?

Panda is a bit of an enigma. I used to think that his type was a girl with an ego so large that it was only rivaled by the size of her twat. He flipped the script with his latest sort-of-girlfriend-vagina, moving towards, as Tino so eloquently put it, "young ginger boys." At first I found it perplexing, but then I got it. Gingers are used to constant verbal abuse because they are hated by everyone.

Exhibit A (play both videos at the same time):



Panda was suffering because he didn't have anyone to verbally abuse anymore with Tino and PCP so far away. Who was he going to tell that everything they touched turned to shit or that he was going to skull fuck them? These were sad times indeed. Luckily, the answer, ladies and gentlemen, came in the form of a ginger. The perfect scapegoat and subject of ire because everything truly is their fault! So Panda told her that she shouldn't be allowed outside without a helmet and realized he had found his ideal companion. And that's the story of how Panda rid the Emerald Isle of gingers...or something like that.

A. I just pissed myself from laughing so hard and I'm not ashamed so yeah I'm not going to change my pants
B. Does this mean I secretly want to bone tino?

cali has given up on finding the one and now instead would prefer to find just ones.

RubberToeTino wrote:cali has given up on finding the one and now instead would prefer to find just ones.

Tina is a solid 7

Hahaha that violin Music went perfeccct.

Panda you always knew you wanted to bang tino, that's why you teased him so much, I used this trick in Junior High to make girls think less of themselves and therefore more of me but I never thought one could master it so well as my friend Panda has...

RubberToeTino wrote:was lish's too easy because it's something you already have carnal knowledge of?

Fuck you Cali.... If anything I'd say he has an intimate knowledge of the subject, He explored the girls I like deeply... Ok let's be honest, it was as usual a pretty shallow expedition that just scratched the surface.

Plus I'd typically bang anything that 'moo'ves... including literal cows so Panda just was referencing that... RIGHT?!!?!?

I found this in dr. seuss' diary so weird
Once existed a very odd fellow
The man liked nothing save box
Otherwise he was pretty mellow
He once tried to suck some cox
Yuck said, the man I like nothing but box
He didn’t care about shape or size
Or even for pretty eyes
He simply loved box
He never looked at breasts or thighs
He only wanted box
His friends tried to point him toward cute little girls
But he only cared about pubic curls
The man would grab strange snatch for hours
Then say baby I love you
And then buy her flowers
I wish this story came with a happy ending
But more likely it will require fence mending
So to you I say to you, enjoy some box
And stop messing with your dirty sox