The TV Thread

[DeLaNoche]

I haven't watched The Daily Show in a while but I came across this clip and it had me in stitches.

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-june-1-2011/me-lover-s-pizza-with-crazy-broad

I know at least Panda and Tino will appreciate this.

[RubberToeTino]

that was so funny.

that episode will win another emmy for them.

mangia's is more of a real ny pizza than the place they went

[DeLaNoche]

Ashley is such a hypocritical bitch for getting made about the roast after it was her idea and she said she could take it. As far as I'm concerned, the jokes were a little too tame. Not a single abortion joke in the bunch! I'm with William, even though most of his "jokes" lacked a punch line and were more like brutally honest observations.

[RubberToeTino]

totally 100% agree. and what was up with her kicking out the guy who lost his wife?? she's f'd up

[DeLaNoche]

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/world/2011/06/14/aus.anchor.dalai.lama.joke.ninenet?hpt=hp_c2

How did this joke fall flat?!?!? It's brilliant!

[DeLaNoche]

OMG OMG OMG this is 24 karat gold

[PandasGetPuss]

that vid made me hard... who wants to see?

[RubberToeTino]

[Cali]

I'm Ryan Dunn and this is stunt is called "Driving your car drunk and killing your friend"....

I hope it's in the next movie or episode.

http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/06/20/jackass.star.dead/index.html

[DeLaNoche]

Finally got caught up on the Bachelorette and boy is it getting JUICY!!!

First off, how is Ames so effing big but can't take a punch? He took two shots right to the face but it didn't look that bad to me. Another reality show star was much better at taking a punch.



Also, what the hell made Ashley think that telling the guys they were playing for 2nd place was a good idea?

Ashley: "Well guys, I was going to pick Bentley but since he decided to leave I have to pick one of you."

Guys: "Seriously? That's fucking bullshit. Fuck you."

Ashley: "Why are you guys mad at me? It was already hard enough for me knowing that my first choice is gone!"

Just bitches being bitches yo.

[DeLaNoche]

http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2011/09/12/spartacus-star-andy-whitfield-dead-at-39/

Sad to see him go, that show ruled. They re-cast Spartacus but I don't think it will be the same. Jupiter's cock.

[PandasGetPuss]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCsD5PRoX7I

[DeLaNoche]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCsD5PRoX7I

I was talking to this nerdy, hipster broad on the bus about TNG. She had a "Beam Me Up, Scotty" pin on her bag. I told her Picard was way better than Kirk and then proceeded to talk about how awesome Data was for the next five minutes. I'm pretty sure I out-nerded her.

[DeLaNoche]

I've been watching the first few episodes of on hulu. It's a little bit cop drama, a little bit sci-fi, with some patented JJ Abrams flashback scenes thrown in there. Each episode can pretty much exist as a stand alone episode if you are familiar with the basic premise of the show. There's also an underlying mystery aspect where you have no idea what's really going on, a la Lost, but not nearly to the same degree.

[DeLaNoche]

Old commercial, but I just saw it for the first time the other day. It rules.

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