reflections?

As you may know I have had a lot of time on my hands lately, so I've been using it to ponder some of life's deeper questions. Here are some that I just can not figure out:
why is lisch so much funnier online?
why is cali always at work but never working?
why is it that matt has so much game?
why is it every time roach is with a girl he shits the bed?
why is it that I can never win at fantasy football?
why is it that rob looks so cute when he sleeps?

Those are my answers. hopefully they raise more questions.

RubberToeTino wrote:why is lisch so much funnier online? He has time to plan his posts out.

How are you worse online?

Cali wrote:

RubberToeTino wrote:why is lisch so much funnier online? He has time to plan his posts out.

How are you worse online?

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does the secret service watch the first lady get her beaver waxed?

She doesn't wax it because Michelle is a man/fag. I literally hate the press she gets. Who actually cares if she went to Target or if her fat ass eats cheeseburgers. Why is she empowering to women? Her husband definitely cheats on her. How do I know, you may ask, because all married couples cheat on each other.

serious question you are down to the end of a tin do you put one big heaper in or two little ones?

big one if you are getting a new tin soon. if not, two little ones. The second little one better be for the trip to get a new mother fuckin' tin.

PandasGetPuss wrote:serious question you are down to the end of a tin do you put one big heaper in or two little ones?

Easy, take one big one. I’m all about instant gratification. A small lip is so frustrating.

Grizzly Strait is still my jam. Panda, do you still dip grizzly wintergreen?

yeah i am

I packed a huuuge lip, then I threw up...

clevelandyankees wrote:I packed a huuuge lip, then I threw up...

It's ok, Tino drank a huuuge can of dip spit, then he threw up....repeatedly.

DeLaNoche wrote:

clevelandyankees wrote:I packed a huuuge lip, then I threw up...

It's ok, Tino drank a huuuge can of dip spit, then he threw up....repeatedly.

fact. that is true. It was gross.

I thought tino was on a new diet. a bottle of lip spit a day keeps the lbs away...

Why doesn't Kel bang everything that moves?

Now that I haven't smoked in a week, what happened in the past 5 years of my life?

Why hasn't laNoche come out of the closet yet?

Why/how is Cali still alive?

Why the fuck did I get a history degree?

Why doesn't Wegmans exist everywhere?
Alec Baldwin has the same question...

I'm having some great hungry enhancer thoughts lately:
next roast after someone says something super offensive instead of saying, "too soon?" they should say,"not soon enough?"

ex artie lang is such a fuck up he can't even junior seau himself... not soon enough?

PandasGetPuss wrote:I'm having some great hungry enhancer thoughts lately:
next roast after someone says something super offensive instead of saying, "too soon?" they should say,"not soon enough?"

ex artie lang is such a fuck up he can't even junior seau himself... not soon enough?

Haha I like it. I say we hold a roast at Lish's bachelor party. I'll lure in the roastmaster general with promises of drugs and loose women.

roasting kelv sounds delishious... when's he popping the question?

edit to add- would tino actually be willing to come to a roast? #goodformeinthedeathpool

I would go. You picking me has been counter productive.

Fake moans sound the same in every language

PandasGetPuss wrote:Fake moans sound the same in every language

Panda is the expert on fake moans from women.

Boom!