Would You Rather's

How bout a WYR section:

I'll start it off:

Would you Rather bang a guest on Hoarders: Buried Alive or a guest on Intervention?



p.s. I originally had 'be a guest on' but thought this was wayyy better

what lish really means is would you rather be him or the papacy? answer...intervention aka... porn star will...

Really Panda? You would rather have the papacy pound your butthole with his huge cock instead of having Lish suck you off? Get real, if we are paralleling two realities I go with the hoarder, lish.

In actuality I would bang a girl on intervention, some are decent.

I saw this real cute girl who was hooked on oxycotton...

I saw this cute girl who shot dope...pretty cute

would you rather dick slap Dana Mitchell or Dan Mitchell?

Dan Mitchell's dick is so small it probably wouldn't effect your day but discovering Dana Mitchell has a bigger dick than you might bump ya down a peg

Dan Mitchell or Dan Michael

Dan Mitchell

Dana's dick would be epic to see, but i think I go with smaller dick.Just preference i suppose

Who would you rather cop-dome from:
Jabba the Hut
or:
E.T.

jabba, that dude licks butts better than girls from:

PandasGetPuss wrote:jabba, that dude licks butts better than girls from:

Oh....My..God

Hahahaha

Haha Jabba looks like girls from will in 30 years... Too many similarities which means Horrable beej's from Jabba.

Im picking E.T., I thought the picture I posted had the perfect mouth and no one has considered that magical glowing finger, that has all sorts of possibilities .......

Ummm lish that's Mr E.T. to you!

let that chain tickle yo ballss

Lish is in a sophomore state of mind..ET is too young, its definitely statutory rap



That's assault brother

mkm

While living in Chicago I realized there are two types of white young males; each one very different with no gray area. My question is would you rather be categorized as “Bro” or a “Hipster”.

I personally go “bro” all day, because in fairness, I somewhat am. I don’t understand what’s wrong with slamming Bud Lights, playing bags and watching the cubs. I enjoy getting very drunk and due to my drunkenness I become loud. Is that so wrong? Why is drinking obscene amount of beers and trying to get laid so annoying. Yeah most rap and DMB suck, but Pumped Up Kicks is a terrible song loved by Hipsters (before it got big).

The only things me and hipsters have in common is my love for plaid shirts, dive bars and chest hair. At this point in my life I’d rather blow $40 at a bar getting blackout than have a fedora hat and some shitty “underground art”. Skinny jeans and deep Vs are gay as fuck. PBR is decent because it is cheap. I do however enjoy that Hipsters rock their chest hair in deep Vs. I really hope chest hair makes a comeback, but sadly the outlook is grim.

Bro’s before ho’s.

http://www.broslikethissite.com/

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Hipster

Cali wrote:While living in Chicago I realized there are two types of white young males; each one very different with no gray area. My question is would you rather be categorized as “Bro” or a “Hipster”.

I don't have a choice!
Unfortunately I love Pumped Up Kicks, DMB, Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zero's, Florence and the Machine, Fleet Foxes, The National, Ryan Adams.....

I also just bought a fedora for $2 at Saint Vinny's....

I'm obsessed with NPR and am a liberal....

I'm running now so I can fit into ironic tight shirts and realllly tight ball-strangling jeans and shoes with no laces...

All thats left now is a hidden latent homosexuality and I'd be a full hipster....
wait... FUCKKKKKK

I'm no hipster but I can make your hips stir

stop trying to identify yourselveh

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would your rather have steve jobs or hand jobs die?

PandasGetPuss wrote:would your rather have steve jobs or hand jobs die?

Hand jobs, if they died/were killed/were outlawed by sweeping legislation (now you know how to get my vote GOP) it would create more jobs of the blow variety. Hey, I think I just solved the country's job crisis!

DeLaNoche wrote:

PandasGetPuss wrote:would your rather have steve jobs or hand jobs die?

Hand jobs, if they died/were killed/were outlawed by sweeping legislation (now you know how to get my vote GOP) it would create more jobs of the blow variety. Hey, I think I just solved the country's job crisis!

Hahahaha, Ya but I think we need to look long term here. This seems almost anti-capitalistic here gents, lets support the business's that we know are of good quality of service and the market will eventually phase other services out. I propose a more market friendly approach, a Beej Stimulus Package. A short stimulus package is just what the ladies prefer when it come to "Jobs of the blow variety". Unfortunately that type of short, small package doesn't have long term affects on Beej-market stability. Yet a large package may looked at with a little apprehension and might bruise the throats of the taxpayers. Yet no matter the size of the package it is assured there will be a stiffening of the economy and the stock of the beej market will rise, rise, riiiisssseeee, then BURST all over giving the entire economy a nice shower from its prosperity.

Who would you rather blow coke and nail hookers with, Artie Lang, or Chris Farley?

would you rather suck a beaver off or lick booze's feet?

PandasGetPuss wrote:would you rather suck a beaver off or lick booze's feet?

Booze Feet

The mating habits of the beaver are very interesting. Beavers are monogamous and remain with their mates for life. Although monogamous, a beaver will find a new mate if the first one dies. Both parents participate actively to raise their offspring, known as kits, which are in need of parental care until they are approximately two years of age.

Read more: How Do Beavers Mate? | eHow.com http://www.ehow.com/how-does_4565985_beavers-mate.html#ixzz1m6Io9BHo

I don't want the guy to get attached and I'm certainly not looking for a relationship

Would you rather get beads or ashes?

PandasGetPuss wrote:Would you rather get beads or ashes?

Is this a trick question? Obviously beads. Unless, of course, you're referring to anal beads, in which case, you can make me as ashy as Bobby Brown.