Funny Texts

A dying blog needs a new thread so let's whip out your phones and share some funny texts I'm looking at you lisch funny spelling is always a plus.
-you certainly proved your manhood
- every time i'm in chicago I just want to fuck you hard
...I don't live in chicago

Before we go into the future let's reminisce a

"I grew a bra size" - unnamed ex-girlfriend

RubberToeTino wrote:Before we go into the future let's reminisce about texts from cell phones past.

That Chubby cheeked cheerleader and myself exchanged texts.

Let's go to the movies i asked?

she replied with a who is this?

to which i texted Mom?

Are you trying to kill the motherfucking thread before it even has a chance to get started? This is some self-congratulatory, unfunny, uninteresting bullshit.

besides to build on what delanoche is saying the ones from nessie cat were way funnier. also how has cali note chimed in?

PandasGetPuss wrote:besides to build on what delanoche is saying the ones from nessie cat were way funnier. also how has cali note chimed in?

I really have nothing on my new phone. I'll try to get some funny ones and share.

DeLaNoche wrote:

Are you trying to kill the motherfucking thread before it even has a chance to get started? This is some self-congratulatory, unfunny, uninteresting bullshit.

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Not really funny, but the "I got my period today!!!!" texts rule. I know we've all gotten a few of these.

Me- What's up
Girl- Nothing watching a movie. You?
Me- Bored at work. What movie?
Girl- Oh you're bored at work and decided to text me. I feel so honored! It is called being a human being!!!!!
Me- Ok. I'll go back to playing Angry Birds then

Great Convo